Deer commits suicide. Claims "it" can't take the stares anymore. Excellent quotes from hunter/master of the obvious ensue.
As usual, I am just not funny enough to do this justice.
What's wrong with America: How many people saw the headline and the first thing they thought was, wait is he a Democrat or Republican?
Thank God this is finally settled. I don't know about you but I haven't slept in 10 years wondering about this mystery.
The fine folks at Fox News don't "get" Jay-Z. Duh.
Wait, wait, wait. I always thought she was a lesbian.
I ate broccoli for the first time ever yesterday. I wasn't bad.
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How do you not eat broccoli for 26 years?! I guess you can say you're broccolinity has been deflowered.
I was going to write a comment, but Jake has stupified me... oh yeah... Is it just me or do the princes look like they could be Jersey douchebags? I wonder if they play lacrosse.
You loved the broccoli
Did it have cheese sauce on it? If not, you have to try it, it makes it 100 times better.
Jake - I could say that. I won't, but I could
Mike - I think theres a difference between royalty popping their collar and some db in jersey doing it, i bet they play polo and cricket, which are much less douchy than lacrosse. and there was in fact cheese sauce on the broccoli, which was delicious
Leslie - I did love the broccole, thanks
A popped collar is a popped collar, no free passes.
I used to hate broccoli, maybe because I always had trouble spelling it.
Probably a good idea not to, you don't want that stuff being public information.
She's chopping broccoliiiii
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