Thursday, September 13, 2007

Hell Yeah!

I often get great enjoyment out of seeing the Google searches that send people to this blog. Some people search for some pretty odd things. My most frequent hits come from folks who want to read the writings from people likeminded in their hatred of birds. That and peeing outside. Apparently I’m one of the leading experts on peeing outside. Today though I received a hit from a Google search that could not make me happier, seriously it’s awesome. According to Google I am the world’s #1 authority on “something badass.” That’s right, perform a search for “something badass” and this blog is the first thing you’ll see. I figure this means one of two things:

1. I am the official last word on all things badass. If you need to know if
you or something around you is in fact badass I’m the one to talk. Or…

2. I’m the biggest badass in the world.

You know what? Strike that, it doesn’t mean on of those two, it’s both of those two. If I get final say on what is badass or not then I say I’m the biggest badass in the world. And if I ‘m the biggest badass in the world then who could possibly be more of an expert on what is or isn’t badass? So for future reference if you ever are on the fence as to whether something is badass or not feel free to email me or leave a comment and I’d be more than happy to provide an answer to your query. Or I might just say f you, because I’m badass and I don’t have to answer your stupid questions if I don’t want.

10 comments:

Anthony said...

As Chip Poncy once said..."Chuck, you are such a baaaad aaaassss"

I think that Chip to the biggest badass in the world....take that, "badass"

David said...

Think you could have fit more badasses in that entry? I think you've assured yourself of remaining the Internet's biggest badass.

mike said...

I have to imagine Chuck Norris will have something to say about this.

JW said...

This is two Fridays now without TWSSF....badass my ass

amanda said...

I second what jw said...what the hell?

Los said...

Chuck Norris thinks you're a bad ass.

Eric said...

Dang sorry everyone. Every once in a while that damn job I have gets in the way of my posting. TWSSF Friday was just put on hold for a little bit in the interest of me not getting fired.

The Diva's Thoughts said...

Ok that is funny. I wish I knew what people googled to get to my blog.

Catherinette Singleton said...

You should get some t-shirts made. They could say: I'm the world's biggest bad ass, you're just the world's bigges ass.

Eric said...

That is a pretty fantastic idea actually.