Thursday, May 01, 2008

Stop Being a Loser

Just for fun, lets see how many different ways spam can try and sell me penis enlargement drugs. To the gmail spam folder:

Get hung like no one else
We invite you to the world of happiness
Order today and receive herbal tomorrow
Causing an erection
Forget about your bad experience in love
Don’t let her leave discontented
Your new proportion will keep her satisfied
Love me longer love me harder
Blood flow to the penis
Time for P5NIS Extension
Sublime measure can be achieved fast
Make your thing as big as life
Reach deeper into her
Stop being a loser
Fast and safe male enhancement
Guaranteed size increase for all products
Attract more hot women
Allow your rod elongate
Increase its length 2-3 inches
Extend the length and width fast

And that's just going back to Monday. In case you were wondering "stop being a loser" is in fact my favorite. It's harder to argue with that.

3 comments:

Anthony said...

"Attract more hot women" is the best...think about it...how are hot women going to know you are taking hard on drugs without you telling them. If you have to tell them, you are pretty much screwed.....i know from experience.

Paige Jennifer said...

At least you're a guy with a P5NIS. I get the same emails and I'm a girl.

Los said...

I never, ever look at my spam folder ... however, you may have convinced me to start ...