SOTU

I got a phone call from Leslie during the State of the Union last night. I was watching it with the sound down most of the time and was hoping someone can answers a few questions for me.

Soooo, how are we doing in Iraq? And what's up with Iran and Syria?

Did he mention the troop surge?

How come only half the crowd was standing up during a lot of those ovations?

Why did Nancy Pelosi look so scary/intense?

What is the point of actually attending the speech if you are just going to be reading along with the President? I seriously thought Ted Kennedy was asleep.

Did I hear something about taxing medical benefits? That can't be right.

What the hell was Dikembe Mutumbo doing there?

And did they purposely sit a 7'-0" african dude next to the smallest asian women possible just for comedies sake? If so kudos.

Is God continuing to bless America or what?

PLEASE tell me someone else saw W "accidently" graze Nancy Pelosi's boob after he finished his speech.

Why did so many people want W's autograph at after it was over? Did he totally nail it or what?

Were the President and Jesse Jackson Jr. joking or around or am I the only one who thought it looked like they were about to throw down?

What's the deal with Jim Webb's voice? He's frightening.