The damn apple I was eating this morning shot juice all over my tie. That's going to stain. See what happens when you try and be healthy? I think I'm going back to cupcakes for breakfast.
(I can't really be mad at the apple, it was delicious)
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Shoot it on your jacket so it doesn't get in your tie.
5 comments:
Shoot it on your jacket so it doesn't get in your tie.
I'm just sorry that you have to wear a tie.
I actually am one of the few people who enjoys wearing a tie. If I could I'd wear a suit everyday and look damn good.
wait, i'm sorry. someone has to say something about the use of the phrase "shot juice" in some sexual context.
there. i said it.
At least it wasn't a money shot. That would irritate your contact lens.
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