Resumes

I hate writing resumes. It's the absolute worst. The fact that I am currently writing a blog post is evidence of how much I hate writing resumes, because it's 10:54 and I really need to be done with this resume by noon and I just can't bring myself to finish. Despite the fact that I have an entire blog devoted to talking about myself I really hate talking about myself. There is something about the bullshit you have come up with in a resume that I seem to be adverse to. I struggle mightily with the proper phrasing to make what I do sound interesting and impressive. It always result in me having the worst resume ever. Which makes me hate them even more.