-I was riding the elevator today on my way down to pick up a sandwich when we made a stop at the 9th floor. On came three people in full on gardening attire including work gloves and bandanas to hold keep hair out of their eyes, one woman was even wearing overalls, and they all had big watering cans. What the hell is going on down there on the 9th floor? Is there a botanical gardens I didn’t know about? It seems to me that you could just have a receptionist or someone take ten minutes out of their day to water the plants in the office. Is this really such a huge task that you have to contract out the work? And even if it is are three people really required to get it done in a reasonable amount of time? If so you might want to trim down on the jungle you’re growing down there 9th floor.
-Is there anything more awesome than getting a Cherry Coke out of the vending machine, getting pissed that a regular Coke came out instead, then accepting the fact you are going to have to drink the regular Coke, only to realize that it is in fact a Cherry Coke, they just changed the can to disguise it as a regular Coke? I say no.
-At this time tomorrow I will be on a plane flying to fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada to enjoy some March Madness related activities, thus this will be my last post until next week. But upon my return you can look forward to (or the opposite of that) me regaling with stories of drinking, gambling, and drinking while gambling. As the saying goes, “What happens in Vegas, goes in my blog.”
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
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3 comments:
"What happens in Vegas goes in my blog."
Best line ever! Almost makes me want to go to Vegas just so I can steal it.
I definitely prefer cherry coke over regular coke.
Oh and now I'm jealous that you're going to Vegas. If you play the slot machines, play the ones that are set up around a shiny new cars. My sister-in-law has always won something from those machines. Happy vacation!
Have fun in Vegas, and make sure to get a Cherry Coke out there ... maybe in a watering can or something.
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